DumpsterFire Toolset is a modular, menu-driven, cross-platform framework designed for creating repeatable, time-delayed, and distributed security events. The tool enables security professionals to build custom event chains that simulate realistic attack scenarios and generate corresponding network and filesystem artifacts. The toolset supports both Blue Team and Red Team operations through its flexible architecture. Blue Teams can utilize it for conducting security drills, mapping sensors and alerts, and converting tabletop exercises into controlled live-fire training scenarios. Red Teams can leverage the tool to create decoy incidents, diversions, and lures to support their operational activities. The framework operates through a collection of modular components called "Fires" that represent individual event modules. Users can create custom event sequences, referred to as "narratives," to simulate complex security scenarios. The toolset includes built-in Fire modules and supports dynamic extensibility, allowing users to develop and integrate their own custom Fire modules by placing them in the FireModules directory. The tool automatically detects and incorporates new Fire modules at startup, making them available for immediate use. This modular design enables organizations to tailor the toolset to their specific training and testing requirements while maintaining consistency across different security exercises.